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MESSAGE     ARCHIVE    THEME   
Hi there, I'm Lissa.

claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

(Source: basedgosh, via wastedmydays)



nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via orgasmic-humor)



tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via lets-drink-on-it)



booksarefornerds:

so there was a video of this girl on facebook and

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(Source: sharmelshack, via orgasmic-humor)



if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via orgasmic-humor)



grneysbluskyz:

parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts)